situation: playing pet society while my brother is watching
*shaggy is my brother's name; he's 5.

shaggy: jas, what's the name of that pet?
me: bob.
shaggy: what about that pet?
me: jackle.
shaggy: oh, what's the name of that pet?
me: i can't tell you, it's a bad word. (the pet's name is dicklicka)
shaggy: a bad word? what bad word? i won't say it.
me: no, i'm not gonna tell you.
shaggy: *says quietly* is his name stupid?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!